Piss Poor Poetry

Mar 26

$omeday Thi$ Won’t $ave You

Sit back,Relax…

Let me pour you another glass of bravery

Let it’s properties ease the sting in your conscience

Forget your empire’s built on slavery

Cold, Calculated,Finger pinched the Trigger

You’ve never felt bigger

No signs of wavering

Let me light your cigar as well

As you blow smoke rings, stop to see the tobacco burn

It’s a mirror reflecting your soul in Hell

Bourgeois Elitist, there isn’t time to waste

Believe me

Milking the cash cow is so passe

Rip it in half!

Bon Appe”tit”!

Mar 26

Hippiester

We aim to make the mundane meaningful

You see, meaning is a rare commodity these days

we have piercings and tatoos of every possible phrase

can you read what it says on my arm?

no, that’s not a threat!

because i can’t!

please come back!

i mean no harm!

my friends and i are just searching and seeking for answers

but elders say we’re just the latest form of a long list of societal cancers

they mumble it over drinks in the bar,

and after several hits of a joint in a car

clam baking our brains to see it the way they do

according to them, we stole the first part of their label too

twas the (hip)pies who birthed generation X

generation x coincidentally took lots of “x”

some died of heat exhaustion while others had meaningless sex

and that’s where we fit it in next

is it any wonder we hold nothing sacred?

we have no point of reference for what that even means

it was lost in translation

a language long dead

they say hipster because we stir the pot

all the decaying morals and pleasures that have begun to rot

we pick up your shattered pieces and fashion a mosaic

we are dr. frankenstein

our monster, “The Archaic”

yet this is the mere appearance of ressurection

you see, the monster has our mind, and only your reflection…

Sep 01
LOL hell yeah!

LOL hell yeah!

Aug 17

tumblr

dear tumblr,

fuck you! i fucking hate you!

love,

Nick

Aug 16

BOXXX

DON’T TRY TO PUT ME IN A BOX UNLESS IT’S PINK

Aug 16

Blue

THERE IS THIS NEW GIRL IN MY LIFE THAT I’LL REFER TO AS BLUE WHICH IS FITTING CONSIDERING THAT’S THE WAY SHE MAKES ME FEEL…..NOT IN A BAD WAY, IT’S MORE LIKE WHAT THE 1920’S AFRICAN AMERICANS SANG ABOUT….WELL I GUESS THE DID TALK ABOUT THEIR “BABIES” LEAVING THEM A LOT…..IDK I’M JUST REALLY FUCKING INFATUATED AND HAVE BUTTERFLIES AND THE WHOLE 9 YARDS….CHEMISTRY ABOUNDS AND I’M SCARED OF THE UNKNOWN…..

Aug 10

DOOR MAT BLUES

MAN, I’M SO SICK OF LIVING WITH LEECHES!

THEY’RE SUCKING THE LIFE BLOOD OUT OF ME

THEY NEED TO GO BACK TO THE TEACHES OF PEACHES!

STUPID FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING FUCKERS! 

Aug 09

.Sex

HAVING SEX WITH A GIRL ON HER PERIOD ALWAYS SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE FUCKING A WATER BED..

Aug 08
lildrummerguy:

what a shitty drummer…..

lildrummerguy:

what a shitty drummer…..

Aug 05
nigganometry:
that is priceless. the cop looks humored 

nigganometry:

that is priceless. the cop looks humored